“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
‘Deer Spots” by Savannah Horrocks, for artists for animals
Tried making day plans. Didn’t work. In a bad mood. I wanna be out of the house before Evan and his spawn of fucking Satan get here. He has her tonight so I’m FUCKING thrilled that its my off night NOT. Maybe if she wasn’t cruel. And maybe if I was in a better mood towards Evan but I’m not cause he’s dumb and if he uses “we” to refer to he and his ex one more FUCKING time I swear to god
I just want to sweep up all of the hurt women and girls in my arms and take all of our rage and harness it into becoming such glorious, beautiful, powerful monsters that men scramble to avoid crossing our paths and fear looking us in the eye
Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem
omfg
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.
Reblogging for Gay Avenger
please x3
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Peter Jackson, director of The Hobbit, names his cameras